today, we were discussing about criminal execution over dinner.
nephew01: is it true that we hang criminal to death?
nephew02: of course, they tie some brick on the foot of the criminal, then put him on a plank then kick off the plank and let him fall. that is how i heard it was done.
me: yea somewhat, but malaysia have 2 type of death penalty, one is “gantung sampai mati” (= hang till you die) and another is “hukuman gantung” (= only hang)
nephew01: then if only hang, surely a lot of ppl will survive
me: unlikely, by the force of body falling, usually one will snapped their neck
nephew01: the magician wont die, since they know magic
nephew02: oh, then it will be exhausting for the executioner to hang them repeatingly
me: …
nephew02: of course, they tie some brick on the foot of the criminal, then put him on a plank then kick off the plank and let him fall. that is how i heard it was done.
me: yea somewhat, but malaysia have 2 type of death penalty, one is “gantung sampai mati” (= hang till you die) and another is “hukuman gantung” (= only hang)
nephew01: then if only hang, surely a lot of ppl will survive
me: unlikely, by the force of body falling, usually one will snapped their neck
nephew01: the magician wont die, since they know magic
nephew02: oh, then it will be exhausting for the executioner to hang them repeatingly
me: …
nephew02: why dont we electricute them?
me: US is doing that, hanging is the “malaysian” way
nephew01: which one is more painful, hanging or electricuting?
me: … how do i know, i never got hanged or electricuted before
me: US is doing that, hanging is the “malaysian” way
nephew01: which one is more painful, hanging or electricuting?
me: … how do i know, i never got hanged or electricuted before
nephew02: in China, they shoot them to death rite?
me: yes
nephew02: so i heard, the executioner will stand in circle and shoot the criminal in the center. that way, the criminal will surely die, unlike hanging
me: if they stand in circle, then not only the criminal will die, all the executioner might die too, shooting at each other :p
nephew01: LOL
me: yes
nephew02: so i heard, the executioner will stand in circle and shoot the criminal in the center. that way, the criminal will surely die, unlike hanging
me: if they stand in circle, then not only the criminal will die, all the executioner might die too, shooting at each other :p
nephew01: LOL
nephew01: why not just toss them into the volcano
me: well, that might work, if only every country got a volcano
nephew02: nevermind, indonesia can lend us the volcano
me: … (wow, how diplomatic of them to think indonesia gonna lend us a freaking VOLCANO!)
me: well, that might work, if only every country got a volcano
nephew02: nevermind, indonesia can lend us the volcano
me: … (wow, how diplomatic of them to think indonesia gonna lend us a freaking VOLCANO!)
nephew01: but it will be a hassle to climb the volcano everytime
me: we can just build the prison next to the volcano
nephew02: or we can fly a plane over and push them down
me: LOL
nephew01: come to think of it, might not be a very good way, if the volcano erupt, it will be dead body all over
us: LOL
me: we can just build the prison next to the volcano
nephew02: or we can fly a plane over and push them down
me: LOL
nephew01: come to think of it, might not be a very good way, if the volcano erupt, it will be dead body all over
us: LOL
nephew01: we can actually dig a big hole and push them all from the plane. that way, we kindda took care of the funeral one shot.
me: but it is not very cost effective to fly a plane everytime we wanna execute a criminal.
nephew02: we could just tie them to the aeroplane tire and dragged them all the way till they die
me: LOL… (yea, they might just die before u took off) or we could just drive a lorry into them
us: LOL
me: but it is not very cost effective to fly a plane everytime we wanna execute a criminal.
nephew02: we could just tie them to the aeroplane tire and dragged them all the way till they die
me: LOL… (yea, they might just die before u took off) or we could just drive a lorry into them
us: LOL
such educational dinner talk, rite? now i can rest assure our future is secured if my nephew becomes the leader of the country next time. next time a judge will pass down a death sentence, it will sound like this: Hukuman mati dengan dilanggar lorry sehingga mati!
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